Plump

Plump is a nice word but I don’t want to be it.
Puh-lumpppp
It’s good to get your lips around it and make a small popping noise like a lollipop.
But, no, I don’t want to be puhlump.
And also: Neanderthal.
Cacophony, flageolet, pipette. Conglomerate

Baboon.

Sucker!
Wham liked that word.
What the hell’s got into you?

And pudding.
I love the word pudding but I wouldn’t want to be pudding.

If I were a pudding and I ate myself would I be smaller?

Or still plump?

Ridiculous. I’d be that.

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