Plump is a nice word but I don’t want to be it.
It’s good to get your lips around it and make a small popping noise like a lollipop.
But, no, I don’t want to be puhlump.
And also: Neanderthal.
Cacophony, flageolet, pipette. Conglomerate
Wham liked that word.
What the hell’s got into you?
I love the word pudding but I wouldn’t want to be pudding.
If I were a pudding and I ate myself would I be smaller?
Or still plump?
Ridiculous. I’d be that.